Sesko: Another Victim of Football's Relentless Cycle of Hot Takes and Internet Jokes
Imagine the following: a happy Rasmus Højlund wearing Napoli's colors. Now, place it with a dejected the Slovenian forward sporting United's jersey, appearing like he's missed an open goal. Do not worry locating a real picture of him missing; background information is the enemy. Now, add statistics in a big, silly font. Remember the emojis. Post it everywhere.
Would you point out that Højlund's goal count includes strikes in the Champions League while his counterpart isn't playing in Europe? Of course not. And will you highlight that four of the Dane's goals were scored versus Belarus and Greece, or that Denmark is much stronger to Sesko's Slovenia and creates far more chances. You manage online for a large outlet, raw interaction is your livelihood, Manchester United are the biggest draw, and context is the thing to avoid.
So the cycle of content spins. The next job is to scan a lengthy podcast with the legendary goalkeeper and extract the part where he calls the acquisition of Sesko "strange". There's a bit, where Schmeichel qualifies his comments by saying, "Nothing negative to say about Benjamin Sesko"... yes, cut that. No one wants that. Simply ensure "weird" and "the player" are paired in the title. People will be furious.
This Time of Potential and Premature Judgment
The heart of fall has long been one of my favourite periods to watch football. Leaves fall, winds shift, the teams and tactics are newly formed, everything is new and yet patterns are emerging. Key players of the season ahead are staking their claims. The summer market is closed. Nobody is talking about the multiple trophies yet. All teams are still in the game. Right now, anything is possible.
Yet, for many of the same reasons, mid-autumn has also been one of my least favourite times to consume news on football. Because although nothing has yet been settled, something must always be getting settled. The City winger is reborn. Florian Wirtz has been a major letdown. Could Semenyo be the best player in the league right now? Please an answer now.
Sesko as The Prime Example
In many ways, Sesko feels like Patient Zero in this context, a player caught between football's opposing, non-negotiable forces. The imperative to delay final conclusions, allowing technical development and strategic understanding to develop. And the imperative to generate permanent definitive judgment, a conveyor belt of takes and jokes, out-of-context criticisms and meaningless contrasts, a puzzle that can not truly be circled.
I do not propose to offer a in-depth evaluation of Sesko's stint at United to date. The guy has been in the lineup four times in the top flight in a highly unpredictable team, scored two goals, and taken a grand total of 116 touches. What precisely are we evaluating? Nor do I propose to replicate Gary Neville's and Ian Wright's notable debate "The Sesko Debate", in which two famous analysts duel passionately on a popular show over whether Sesko needs ten strikes to be a success this year (one pundit), or whether it's really more like twelve or thirteen (Wright).
A Cruel Environment
Despite this I enjoyed watching Sesko at Leipzig: a powerful, screeching sports car of a forward, playing in a team ideally suited to his talents: given the license to rampage but also the leeway to fail. And in part this is why United feels like the most unforgiving place he could possibly be at the moment: a place where "harsh judgments" are handed down in roughly the duration it takes to watch a short advertisement, the club with the widest and most ruthless gulf between the time and air he needs, and the opportunity he is likely to receive.
There was a case of this during the national team pause, when a widely shared infographic handily informed us that the player had been judged – by a wide margin – the poorest acquisition of the recent market by a poll of 20 agents. Naturally, the media are by no means the only ones in such behavior. Club channels, influencers, anonymous X accounts with a oddly high number of fake followers: everybody with skin in the game is now essentially aligned along the same principles, an ecosystem deliberately nosed towards controversy.
The Psychological Toll
Endless scrolling and tapping. What are we doing to ourselves? Are we aware, on any level, what this infinite sluice of irritation is doing to our brains? Quite apart from the essential weirdness of being a player in the center of it all, knowing on some surreal butterfly-effect level that each aspect about players is now basically content, product, open-source property to be packaged and traded.
Indeed, partly this is because United are United, the entity that continues to feed the narrative, a big club that must always be producing the strong emotions. But also, partly this is a seasonal affliction, a pendulum of opinion most visibly and harshly glimpsed at this time of year, roughly four weeks after the transfer market shut. Throughout the summer we have been coveting footballers, eulogising them, drooling over them. Now, only a handful of games later, a lot of those very players are already being dismissed as broken goods. Is it time to be concerned about a new signing? Was Arsenal's purchase of Viktor Gyökeres wise? What was the point of Randal Kolo Muani?
The Bigger Picture
It feels appropriate that Sesko faces Liverpool on Sunday: a team at once 13 months unbeaten at home in the league and yet in their own state of feverish crisis, like submitting a a report on a person who went to the store half an hour ago. Defensively suspect. Their star past his prime. Alexander Isak an expensive flop. The coach losing his hair.
Maybe we have failed to understand the way the narrative of football has started to replace football itself, to inflect the way we watch it, an entire sport repivoted around talking points and immediate responses, an activity that occurs in the background while we browse through our phones, unable to disconnect from the saline drip of opinions and more takes. Perhaps Sesko bearing the brunt at present. But in a way, everyone is losing a part of the experience here.